Ahoy there shipmates!
A hearty welcome and huge snogs for signing up to our email list.
We (me and Jeff) will message you only occasionally to let you know of any
relevant news or upcoming sales that you may not want to miss.
We promise not to spam you or share your address with anyone else.
You are of course free to leave at any time though your departure would only
add to our crushing sense of insecurity and overwhelming fear of rejection,
but you know, whatevs.
Love you long time,
Lou (Mrs Odd Sox & Chief Jeff Wrangler) and Jeff.
x
p.s. don’t forget to add us to your address book or you might occasionally find Jeff lurking about in the dark corners of your spam folder!
We (me and Jeff) will message you only occasionally to let you know of any
relevant news or upcoming sales that you may not want to miss.
We promise not to spam you or share your address with anyone else.
You are of course free to leave at any time though your departure would only
add to our crushing sense of insecurity and overwhelming fear of rejection,
but you know, whatevs.
Love you long time,
Lou (Mrs Odd Sox & Chief Jeff Wrangler) and Jeff.
x
p.s. don’t forget to add us to your address book or you might occasionally find Jeff lurking about in the dark corners of your spam folder!
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